Dirty Dave's Compilation of Redneck Jokes...

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the chin.

A Texas couple are walking out of the divorce court and the wife is crying her eyes out.
Husband says " Oh for fuck's sake stop crying, you're still my sister"

My ex-wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained to her, when you die you come back as something else.

She said she wanted to come back as a pig.

I said "You're not fucking listening!"

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