Dirty Dave's Compilation of Dirty Limericks


There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

There once was a man from Nantuckett,

Whose dick was so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin,

While stroking his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it.

There once a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

There once was an old man from Kent,

Whose dick was all crooked and bent,

When it came time to screw,

He'd fold it in two,

And instead of cumming he went.

Can you rhyme and do you have a dirty mind? send me your best limericks...